Day One of Vacation

I took the next 3 days off of work for vacation. Let's review real quick what I have done so far on day one... (It is 9:09am)

• Been woken up at 5:30am by Workaholic's alarm on his phone. That goes off every day. And doesn't wake him up.
• Been woken up at 6am by Workaholic, not sure if it was his alarm or him leaving or what.
• Been woken up at 6:30am by a whining puppy. Who doesn't understand what vacation and sleeping in are.
• Gotten up with the puppy. Fed the puppy. Medicated the puppy. Let him outside. Let him inside.
• Poured a 30lb bag of dog food into a plastic bin for Fonz. Fed and medicated Fonz. Let him outside. Let him back inside, but kept the puppy outside for a few minutes. This is key.
• Unloaded and reloaded dishwasher. Talked to new K for a couple of minutes. Decided to let the puppy back inside.
• OHDEARGODWHATISTHATSMELL??????
• Almost vomited multiple times when I realized that dear sweet mother-blanking puppy rolled in fresh poop.
• Bathed dear sweet mother-blanking puppy.
• Bathed myself.

Needless to say, I think that instead of beginning my day and running a ton of errands in this debilitating heat, I am going to lay down for a while and rest. It is vacation, damn it.