Because I am an awesome mom, I am teaching my daughter the best way to speak. And by teaching I mean that she repeats everything we say. Especially everything I say.
"Actually, mom, I'm going to go play outside now, actually."
"Go away, puppy, GO!"
"Why don't we sit down and think about it?"
"No, it's not time for bed (or lunch, or anything mom wants to do). Not yet. Maybe later."
Yes, she is our little parrot. I am scared for what she says when we are not around.