Monday, July 11, 2011


Because I am an awesome mom, I am teaching my daughter the best way to speak. And by teaching I mean that she repeats everything we say. Especially everything I say.

"Actually, mom, I'm going to go play outside now, actually."

"Oh shit."

"Darn it!!"

"Go away, puppy, GO!"

"Why don't we sit down and think about it?"

"No, it's not time for bed (or lunch, or anything mom wants to do). Not yet. Maybe later."

Yes, she is our little parrot. I am scared for what she says when we are not around.


Amber Page Writes said...

We've got a parrot too!

We're trying to teach Tori to say Mom/Dad is awesome" to make up for all bad things she picks up.

Megan (Best of Fates) said...

You should totally take advantage of this and start saying really strange sayings - like, "Well Jolly Rogers of Hogwarts, what a lovely day."

Then at least you'll get amusement out of the deal!