Xanex fixes everything. Can't sleep? Xanex. Nervous about a test? Xanex. Want to beat your child/dog/mother/boss? Xanex. See? It fixes everything.
Why does everyone love puppy breath? It is disgusting. I don't understand why everyone goes gaga over it.
I never thought I would be THAT person who was addicted to their smart phone. Yeah, I was wrong.
Kale was NOT the first name I considered for
K is leaving us in a month. We do not yet have a replacement for her. And yet I am not panicking. This is what I keep telling myself. Everything WILL work out.
I think when Workaholic blew up the TV, he also blew up my adding machine, my shredder, and my space heater. Which, ironically, I think is what caused the TV to blow up. I miss my space heater.
Am I the only one who has lived in a house for less than 6 years and needed to entirely repaint it? Yes? Oh.
I tend to judge people on their landscaping. Like, if it is totally out of control and overgrown, I think, "Wow, those people really should work on their landscaping. What is wrong with them?" And then I look at my yard, and think, "Uh, oops."
I haven't finished my taxes yet. Yes, I am a dumbass.
I play Wordfeud regularly on my phone. And yes, I cheat. Deal with it.
I am wondering if I should be concerned that I don't know where Clyde is right now. Oh shit...