The bodily functions that come out of kids and pets.
Yes, that is right, I'm talking about poop, and other such things.
The other day, we were cleaning up the yard, and Sam came running up the hill. All of the sudden she stopped, dropped her pants to her knees, squatted and peed in the grass. When asked what she was doing, she just looked at Workaholic and said, "I had to pee!"
At least she didn't poop in the yard. At that point, I would have heard..."Gail! Poop!"
Did you know that two dogs poop twice as much as one? And if you throw in a cat and neighbor's dogs who occasionally like to use your yard, that amounts to a shitload of poop. (sorry, couldn't resist)